Monday, 23 December 2013

Meaning of life?

is it concorde or is ita life of strife?it's every bodies meaningtheir meaning of l...

Wednesday, 7 August 2013

Strange but true

A Japanese woman's body was found frozen to death in North Dakota back in December 2001. I saw the headline in a paper the other day and it piqued my curiosity. Turns out 28 year old Takako Konishi from Tokyo was known by the local po po. The local constabulary had had reports of a Japanese woman roaming around the wilderness near the state capital of Bismarck when they asked said lady what she was doing? She showed them a crude map of where the money was buried in The Coen brothers picture Fargo. Now the brothers Coen had said tongue in cheek...

Tuesday, 6 August 2013

2 journeys

There are only 2 journeys we take alone the one we take in and the one we take out. The rest of the time there is always something or someone there. Uh! I've made the first journey alone. Don't think I want to do 2nd one alone. Answers on a postcard please.&nb...

Wednesday, 24 July 2013

Festival!

This last weekend Booby Tuesday and I went to our first festival with our good pals Sebs & Juggs who too are festival virgins. We did this with an eye on the daddy of festivals Glastonbury next year. The festival we chose to pop our cherry on was the "Gentleman of the Road" a much smaller affair by Glasto standards just the 28,000 of us then good! We picked up Juggs & Sebs at a local pub we frequent on the Thursday evening before...

Monday, 15 July 2013

It's the great British summer jump in!

Today was the second day in a row the mercury hit 30 + I'm told. Goddamn that smell likes TGBS to me! Suddenly we're comparing our high to exotic places all over the world! We're suddenly basking in that ball of yellow's finest rays! Sweet! It's the best time of the year by far! Even albinos love it there's always shade available for our Celtic friends fear not Scotland & Ireland treat it with respect and it will not harm you (in other words...

Wednesday, 10 July 2013

I don't like cricket

Oh no! I love it Oh yeah! As 10cc so eloquently put it. Before you go Uh! Cricket! Booooring! Let me whey your appetite with my 2 favourite bits of sledging! No 1 is Glen McGrath (Australia) bowling to Zimbabwe's no 11 Eddo Brandes who was a bit of a heavy chap, McGrath frustrated as Brandes enquired "Why are you so fat?" Brandes replied " Cos every time I shag your wife she gives me a biscuit!" Burn!!! No 2 is Ian Botham (England) v Rodney Marsh...

Friday, 5 July 2013

Septic Tanks and Independence

Yesterday the Septics celebrated the start of 237 years of independence from the old country,  why do I mention this now? Well I've recently had a couple Septics lodge at my humble abode and it goes like this Booby Tuesday's younger brother Biscuits is married to the Lil Texan as I call her, who I'd met before when I went to Texas for a cheeky holiday. Now the lil Texan has a sister who arrived first, I call her Texan. Next came lil Texan and...