Festival!

This last weekend Booby Tuesday and I went to our first festival with our good pals Sebs & Juggs who too are festival virgins. We did this with an eye on the daddy of festivals Glastonbury next year. The festival we chose to pop our cherry on was the "Gentleman of the Road" a much smaller affair by Glasto standards just the 28,000 of us then good! We picked up Juggs & Sebs at a local pub we frequent on the Thursday evening before...

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It's the great British summer jump in!

Today was the second day in a row the mercury hit 30 + I'm told. Goddamn that smell likes TGBS to me! Suddenly we're comparing our high to exotic places all over the world! We're suddenly basking in that ball of yellow's finest rays! Sweet! It's the best time of the year by far! Even albinos love it there's always shade available for our Celtic friends fear not Scotland & Ireland treat it with respect and it will not harm you (in other words...

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I don't like cricket

Oh no! I love it Oh yeah! As 10cc so eloquently put it. Before you go Uh! Cricket! Booooring! Let me whey your appetite with my 2 favourite bits of sledging! No 1 is Glen McGrath (Australia) bowling to Zimbabwe's no 11 Eddo Brandes who was a bit of a heavy chap, McGrath frustrated as Brandes enquired "Why are you so fat?" Brandes replied " Cos every time I shag your wife she gives me a biscuit!" Burn!!! No 2 is Ian Botham (England) v Rodney Marsh...

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Septic Tanks and Independence

Yesterday the Septics celebrated the start of 237 years of independence from the old country,  why do I mention this now? Well I've recently had a couple Septics lodge at my humble abode and it goes like this Booby Tuesday's younger brother Biscuits is married to the Lil Texan as I call her, who I'd met before when I went to Texas for a cheeky holiday. Now the lil Texan has a sister who arrived first, I call her Texan. Next came lil Texan and...

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Rule No1

It was late I approached front door cautiously, one mistake and it was all done for. I was so close pull this off and I'm done for good I swear. I always say that yet here I am again. How did I get here oh yes 8 pints with my Bruv's. was supposed to be a couple of quick pints and home by ten it was half two now. Wait I'm fine Booby Tuesday will be asleep and I can be quiet like a cat called  mandoo and she'll not even know I'm there boom! What...

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COMING SOON

Enter into the wild wild world of Nancy. After all, there's a hole in Uran...

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