Festival!

This last weekend Booby Tuesday and I went to our first festival with our good pals Sebs & Juggs who too are festival virgins. We did this with an eye on the daddy of festivals Glastonbury next year. 

The festival we chose to pop our cherry on was the "Gentleman of the Road" a much smaller affair by Glasto standards just the 28,000 of us then good! 

We picked up Juggs & Sebs at a local pub we frequent on the Thursday evening before the festival began and they might have had a drink a drink or two I think and while I pointed the motor towards our 

destination a small East Sussex historical market town called Lewes ( pronounced Lewis of course! ) Booby Tuesday did her to best to catch up with them! An hour and half later when we pulled up to a not so quaint hotel on the side of a major road, not what the website said at all. Then my 3 rather drunk amigos fell out of the car! Now the more Sebs drinks the more he seems to think other people go deaf, an accusation that has been levelled at myself on occasion (but that's not relevant now). This is about letting a slightly inebriated Sebs on an unsuspecting landlord of East Sussex's fawlty towers. The other 2 not far behind, this might get a bit Lionel (Messi?). Uh time to catch up......to be continued!

Before I go to bed I'd like to thank the lil texan for making my cheeky blog possible I'm not that technical myself 

Finally to my fans in Russia have a pint on me!        

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Septic Tanks and Independence

Yesterday the Septics celebrated the start of 237 years of independence from the old country,  why do I mention this now? Well I've recently had a couple Septics lodge at my humble abode and it goes like this Booby Tuesday's younger brother Biscuits is married to the Lil Texan as I call her, who I'd met before when I went to Texas for a cheeky holiday. Now the lil Texan has a sister who arrived first, I call her Texan. Next came lil Texan and finally  Biscuits. Now I've been a bit naughty so if you're reading this and you're my landlord or you know my landlord turn your device off now! They brought a cat not just any old moggy a Texas wildcat called Dexter and if you listen carefully you can hear the southern drawl When he purrs at y'all. I should have posted this on actual independence day but I was at an Independence Day party funnily enough. So I thought I'd better say happy birthday Septics the last hundred years have been yours. By the power of Grey Stoke they put a man on the moon and dragged our technology into the the twenty first century with them and invented Hollywood and who doesn't like the pictures. Septics we almost forgive you for bringing Bush back!

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